that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
I worry about this, as a ride operator thanks
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HOLY FUCK I AM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS THIS IS HILARIOUS.
out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere
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